Hoi An is famous for two things: lanterns and tailors. The lanterns are beautiful for photos. The tailors are useful for life. I came for the lanterns and left with a wardrobe.

The tailor shops outnumber cafes in this town. Every second storefront promises custom suits in 24 hours, leather jackets by tomorrow, perfect copies of whatever photo you show them. The competition keeps prices honest and quality high.

I chose my tailor based on nothing scientific: she had a friendly face and was the first shop I walked into. Her name was Mrs. Hoa, and she’d been making clothes for thirty years. Turns out random selection worked fine.

A custom suit, fully canvassed, wool-cashmere blend, was 200 dollars. The same quality in Edinburgh would cost well over a thousand. I ordered two, plus three dress shirts, plus a linen blazer I didn’t need but couldn’t resist at that price.

The process was more involved than I expected. Three fittings over two days. Mrs. Hoa adjusted the shoulders, took in the waist, modified the lapels, basically rebuilt the thing twice before she was satisfied. Her standards exceeded mine. I would have accepted several earlier versions she rejected.

The final suit fits better than anything I own. Because it was literally made for my body, every measurement considered, every preference incorporated. When I wear it now, people assume I spent a fortune. I just smile.

Practical tips from my experience: bring photos of what you want. Choose fabric carefully, it’s the biggest variable in quality. Allow at least three days for complex items. Don’t bargain too hard, these artisans deserve fair pay, and their fair is already a fraction of Western prices.

I’ve since returned to Hoi An twice, specifically for clothes. Mrs. Hoa remembers my measurements. The suits keep coming. My Edinburgh tailor hasn’t seen me in years.